i spent 80% of my childhood halloweens at a church alternative "harvest festival." it was actually really fun because there was carnival food and endless amounts of candy and no solicitation of strangers involved. i liked that. nacho chilli cheese hot dogs + bottomless butterfingers = awesomeness.
this halloween i'm going as an overworked, overeducated, underpaid, exhausted museum worker.
i know, it's a stretch.
thrill this, bitches.
peace,