in the wake of almost losing my job and then getting passed over for a promotion i (re)developed a bit of a drinking problem. the problem being that i could not consume enough booze. so, i alleviated that problem by drinking excessively every day for a month (double time on weekends HOLLER). it was a successful venture.
but then i realized that i was spending way too many of my pennies on hangovers, so i've been without drink for a full week now. that isn't an achievement. that's reactionary fiscal restraint. here's what i think is an achievement:
i think i might be getting ready to start some form of what the youths call a "(quote) relationship (end quote)."
basically i got bored enough with all of this, and with my earlier adventures in dating, that i started playing tennis and shamelessly approaching people i find attractive. both have been respectable looks. i'm also joining a boxing club because i need to punch shit. shhh. don't mention student loans.
anyway, there was a tornado or severe thunder storms or something last weekend, so instead of going out like civilized adults we dropped our pants, sat on my loveseat and watched coming to america.
on my dvd collection: "who owns the entire box set of lord of the rings and children of men and dave chapelle's block party? let's make out."
on my bathroom: "floor to ceiling tile is the murderer's choice." (note: it only goes halfway up the wall.)
on my wine bottle collection: "at least you're consistent."
just kidding. this it totally headed for just friends-ville.
peace,